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oldmanbeefjerky
Monday, 15 March 2010
the paste of bean
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: nintendo

many carrots have yodeld the question, what is the meaning of lard?

To their glad wrap, i respond with the answer , it is because the paste of bean. to paste the bean is to see the fiery underpants of a whales chainsaw, only then may you globin your gold.

but no one has ever seen a whales chainsaw , so the tomatoe may not ripen in a volcanoe. otherwise your local grocery store may sell red tomatoes and lard beans         but this does not matter!!!! the pasted bean is to valuable for a single planet to own, so it should instead be shared with homeless people who live in giant hollow worm shells, only then may the leprechauns be caught and turned into gold flavoured boots thus saving all of the manities from the toxic cigar smoke they chew on.

 once the carrots have finished with there endless yodel , the world will crumble like a crumbly cow ready to pick from a blueberry tree, but toes are not green!!

do not fall into the lap of the muffin or it will surely melt your lard into a action figg, one whos flavour does not cope with the hi salted society today.


Posted by oldmanbeefjerky at 4:01 PM NZT
Updated: Tuesday, 16 March 2010 1:06 PM NZT
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how to make a blog about making a blog
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: wii

this entry is going to be my shortest, to make a blog about making a blog you must  1. make a blog 2. write in exactly what you did to make that blog.

 

tada!! you have now made a blog about making blogs, you are da bomb

 

this site has been visited this many times

 

Lolololololololololololololololololloololloolloloolol

 

Green soap is like the fiery underpants of a whales chainsaw

This is not the meaning of lard but an adaptor of purple.

 


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Posted by oldmanbeefjerky at 1:32 PM NZT
Updated: Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:59 AM NZT
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