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oldmanbeefjerky
Monday, 29 March 2010
lemons
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: banana terracoto pie

when you got lemons make lemonade

when god gives you lemons, make a mud pie

when life gives you lemons, commit suicide

when the cat lady across the road gives you lemons, what do you do? you return the cat that she gave you and demand a lemon

but when a lemon gives you a good time, you give it lemon aids


Posted by oldmanbeefjerky at 1:07 PM NZT
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