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oldmanbeefjerky
Monday, 18 October 2010
how much wood could that rat throw if the bunny rabbit could eat wood?
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why thankyou for that fast , fast response to my question, and with gleekyness i respond to your question with a most reluctant answer that could overturn the most stale of cheeses.

the answer to your question of "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?", iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssss

the same amount of ladies that a lady bug could bug if a lady bug, could bug ladies, but of course they cant, so i must respond with unfawfulness, that the salutation expected for the future may not yet come , 

 i am afraid that your question is incorrect!!

my answer does not respond to your question in the way my socks match each other in mortal combateach afternoon after sipping on the sweet necktar of softdrink bottles.

this is purely unnacceptable!!

however, if i must turn on my sanity for 1 minute to attempt to answer this most riddileous of riddles, i will fudge this data before your eyes in an attempt to tame your inquisitive mind

the answer to how many wood that the woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is 1.

if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck one peice of wood, beacause it would realise after chucking the first peice of wood that woodchucking is boring, so it would then go on to do some other task like driving an iceream truck or exploding cottage cheesethat is threataning young monkeys that fly airliners. there are too many options in life for the woodchuck to select from, it would be too wasteful to waste it throwing wood in places that do not require wood to be chucked.

good day sir

(ill asume here you said something)

i said good day!, AND MAY THIS AFTERNOON BRING MUCH CARROT SLURRY TO YOUR FRONT DOOR.


Posted by oldmanbeefjerky at 3:29 PM NZT
Updated: Monday, 18 October 2010 4:14 PM NZT
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