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oldmanbeefjerky
Monday, 29 March 2010
shwifty 2
Mood:  special
Now Playing: still playing bananaphone

how does the chicken crosses the road

it does not , the chicken is not worthy of a cross of the road , it could not handle the ultimate supremacy of a road crossing with its mere little head tucked under its foot.

to be worthy of crossing the road it must take a quest of epicity, to reach the other side it must not cross the road, but walk around it .

oranges would laugh at this infutile attempt of justice, but that would be very wrong for the hammer that is this world, it would only forshame orange juice into thinking butterflys go well with bread flys

 

let the chicken decide its own fate, it could join its black ancestors on the pavement of road, or it can go on a quest that will bring immortality to tomatoes everywhere so they may yet free themselves from the shackles of pancakes.

lord of the rings is not made of socks!!

it is made of 5 socks inside a watermelon , who could predict the downfall of pegs.

if the chicken succeeds in this quest without fastlyness away from colonel sanders , perhaps all fried chicken will spring back to life from the bowels of a worm.


Posted by oldmanbeefjerky at 1:14 PM NZT
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